Song for Motorolan

I came across this song that I decide to change the lyric and invite the "handup handup" guy to sing for us.

By the way, I know him better than most of the pple, since I have been living with him for a yr before. He is a very very good singer having listern to him sing in the middle of the night many many times, to me his voice is not pitch perfect but he do have a very unique low voice which what we call "Xing gan" voice and I believe the rest of my housemate will second that. Fyi he is a very good cook as well.

The song from counting crows - Accidentally in Love using the same tune.

I name the song - Accidentally in Shit...haha what else can the name be, but nothing to do with my Blog. It is the real situation in Moto now....hopefully it can "turn the corner" soon.

Accidentally in Shit

So we said what's the problem baby

What's the problem we don't know Well maybe we in shit (shit)

Think about it every time

we think about it

Can't stop thinking 'bout it

How much longer will it take to cure this

Just to cure it cause we can't ignore it if it's shit (shit)

Makes us wanna turn around and face shit but we don't know nothing 'bout shit

Come on, come on can't only do Razr

Come on, come on push urself a little further

Come on, come on Cause everybody's want better

Repeat x1

These lines of Razr

Mean we're never alone,

Never alone, no, no

Come on, Come on Try a little harder

Come on, Come on Something else beside Razr

Come on, Come on We want to inspire

Come on, come on Jump a little higher

Come on, come on pocket feel a little lighter

Come on, come on We were onceUpon a time in shit

We're accidentally in shit

Accidentally in shit (x7)

Accidentally

we In shit, we in shit,

we in shit, we in shit,

we in shit, we in shit,

Accidentally (X 2)

Come on, come on we need a new killer

Come on, come on And the world's a little brighter

Come on, come on Just get yourself out of shit...out of shit

Maybe can be our ringtone next time and also feel free to give feedback, we can try to change the lyric to get it rhythm better.

MRT - requested by one of the most yan dao fr I ever know.

My yan dao fr say what I wrote is not crappy enough liao, so he suggested to me on some MRT crap. I try my best to find stuff to write about what is happening or can happen during a MRT ride.

After some research on the net, all I can muster are some pple jumping off the track or doing pole dancing or hug together that piss off some old lady to complain to some offical channel and become what I call...."no impact to anyone piece of shit" news.

Ok, back to MRT that my fr so damn adore. Maybe he get can always find seat during peak hrs.

Damn, I really cannot think of any crap to write about MRT beside some sleepy head "lau ciu nua" and sleep on a very irritated person shoulder...what else.

Please take note: This is an very important msg for those who don't know. Never and ever say the word "za dan" or "Bomb" when you are trying to board a plane. U get escort away by our policeman. Is true even if you are just joking. Never do that.

At least you learn something from my Blog.

Thank you.

The most unusual place to bare your butt.

Today I am going to touch on the topic on where are the most unusual we are force to bare our butt not becos you are so hard up for money that you need to sell your backside but due to nature call...you have no choice, no where to run, hide...there and then, you just have to let it out....Scary.

Ok, this is not "lao ka gui kor" that I am talking about but really doing it butt naked in public place where you might get caught in the act.

For me, I done it in the mosquito infested wild during my army days, make me want to scratch my "kar chng" eveything I think of it and also all the poor leaves . Most of the guys know what I mean.

I use to see shit by staircase, but believe it will be a rare sight nowadays...staircase become so popular with the young, Smoking, homemake video...all sort of funny shit can be found happening there except the real shit.

The most outrageous place I came to know was to do it in the snow. Imagine someone living in a tropical country and get a chance to shit in the snow...how cool is that...I mean his butt will feel really cold.

Do you know any unusual place that somebody done it before?

Sidenote abit, according to my fr..if you prevent you shit to come out and able to tahan a few days...when you find a comfortable place to do your business. The outcome always look the the photo above.

Not always about shitting.

The feedback I got from my frs are crappiness - 10/10....so today I decide to write something different and very important to everyone. I have to say shitting rank high up there but Money is king.

Right, most of us don't really earn much so every time when a group "don't earn much" guys go out drinking or eating. The moment for billed. Everyone don't wish to pay, so in such situation there will be 2 scenario.

1) The person nearest to the billed "Lan Lan" take out his credit card and sign first.
2) The person with enough cash "Lan Lan" have to take out the cash first.

Luckily one of fr always take the initiative to calculate the amount that each of us have paid when we are still eating and drinking. The best thing is he really fair to everyone...so "pretty pretty no run water".

If you don't have such fr, I going tell there is this sweet little application online that can help you call "billmonk". It helps you to keep tack all the money stuff. The best thing is you can send a SMS like "163.89 4 sushi dinner" it replies with: You paid $163.89, and your share is $40.97.

Shit, only available in USA...no worries there always my fr.

https://www.billmonk.com

Things you can do when shitting

Here are a few things that a person can do when shitting beside the usual SMSing, reading newspaper or playing bejewel with his HP.

1) Control the flow of your shit: This is really a very important technique. This require you to focus on just shitting. I know it may sound boring but if you are able to do that, you can have a silence shitting session. Extremely useful when all the cubicle is occupied, so that you won't feel embarrass being the one making the most noise in the toilet.

Start practising today!!!

2) 3 in 1: Not 3 in 1 milo or kopi, but clearing 3 type of shit at 1 go....."pi sai", "Er shi" and "shit"...All you need is some cotton bug for the "Er shi" and your finger for the "pi sai". You feel so clean after that.

3) Make up: This has nothing to do with making out in a toilet cube, for anyone who put on make up. I don't want to specific for lady only, becos guys are starting to do make up themselves. What are you waiting for? Bring your foundation, eye shadow or mascara along with you next time.

4) Surf net: With wireless access so easily avaliable and laptop getting lighter. Why not. You can go to your favoutite "ah hem" site and do whatever you want beside shitting. Yeah whatever, i dun care.

Please let me know if you have other suggestion beside the few that I mention.

Dog owner

I have a golden, they are suppose to be a really nice dog that dun really bark or listern to their owner. But the vet told me that he is "different", he fight and bark. I dunno what up with him but I still love him.

Ok back to the topic of crap. Something have been bothering me for quite sometime, I mean have your realise that dog shit multiple times whenever you walk them? Do they shit when you don't walk them or maybe they store it until they really can't tahan anymore?

My dog avergae 3 times in a 15~20mins walk? What about your dog?

Introduction: Why crap theory 101

I use the word "crap" instead of "shit" or "sai" or "mi tian gon" because crap sound more ang moh to me. Ok, why crap 101, the reason being I understand crap better than anyone. I am not a professor that study shit by putting it in a test tube and do smell test or density test on it. Those are disgusting. No worries, I won't post photo of smell in this blog as well..yuck...

What i am going to write about are crap that happen in our everyday life, sometime a living crap can stand right in front of you and yet you don't know. Don't believe, go look at your nasty boss, your ex or your in-laws.

Right, the good the bad and the ugly of crap start here!!!