Here are a few things that a person can do when shitting beside the usual SMSing, reading newspaper or playing bejewel with his HP.
1) Control the flow of your shit: This is really a very important technique. This require you to focus on just shitting. I know it may sound boring but if you are able to do that, you can have a silence shitting session. Extremely useful when all the cubicle is occupied, so that you won't feel embarrass being the one making the most noise in the toilet.
Start practising today!!!
2) 3 in 1: Not 3 in 1 milo or kopi, but clearing 3 type of shit at 1 go....."pi sai", "Er shi" and "shit"...All you need is some cotton bug for the "Er shi" and your finger for the "pi sai". You feel so clean after that.
3) Make up: This has nothing to do with making out in a toilet cube, for anyone who put on make up. I don't want to specific for lady only, becos guys are starting to do make up themselves. What are you waiting for? Bring your foundation, eye shadow or mascara along with you next time.
4) Surf net: With wireless access so easily avaliable and laptop getting lighter. Why not. You can go to your favoutite "ah hem" site and do whatever you want beside shitting. Yeah whatever, i dun care.
Please let me know if you have other suggestion beside the few that I mention.
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Sometimes when i shit and that shit is shitty, i kinda think of what i ate to produce that amount of shit. Do you?
Nope, usually I try my best not to smell or look at it..you mean you actually look at how much you crap you produce and smell it? Damn...that was gross.
Recently I was having steamboat buffet with some friends... one of my friend commented that eating too much golden mushroom will end up shitting out the entire stuff (Undigested) ... Have not tried b4 ... anyone?
To Keane, I will that you tell ur fr to chew properly before he swollow anything. what he did was very unhealty, Yes I do shit corn when I eat too much of it.
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